The United States War Department: “The Brits are not panty-waists.”

“Don't make fun of British speech or accents. You sound just as funny to them but they will be too polite to show it.”

“You can understand that two acts on your part will slow up the friendship - swiping his girl, and not appreciating what his army has been up against. Yes, and rubbing it in that you are better paid than he is.”

“The British don’t know how to make a good cup of coffee. You don’t know how to make a good cup of tea. It’s an even swap.”

(Amen!)